01:31You were staying there for ten fucking minutes and didn&039;t invite him in. I know your M.O.你在门呆了十分钟却没有邀请他来。我了解你一贯的行事手法。

哦，拜托，那样的话。一周前，当我不得不听你对着那位咖啡师整晚假装时，我就会使用这神奇的能力。

02:11I think being subjected to that delightful experience alone entitles me to pass judgment on the viability of your conquests.我认为，只要听到了你“愉快验”的声音，就足以让我有资格对你的是否真实判断。

01:06So why don&039;t you cut your losses and go the fuck home?所以你为什么不及时止损，回家去呢？

01:49Oh please, I wish I had the ability to cock block you. I would have called upon this magical ability a week ago when I had to hear you fake orgasms all night with that barista!

01:23Oh yeah? You still had high hopes after his monologue about bitcoin when he picked you up?哦，你真能在听他大谈特谈比特币之后还对他有什么期待？

01:39Yeah, that&039;s right. Go hide in your room. You&039;re only mad because I&039;m right.嗯，好。回你房间躲我。你生气，只是因为我说对了。

（回到室内，转向你）

02:05It’s a small apartment, your brother’s bed is creaky as shit and oh yeah, we SHARE a FUCKING WALL!!! 这是一间小公寓。你弟弟的床被你搞得吱吱作响，哦对了，我们之间只隔着一堵墙。

01:45Cock-blocking you?! You think I’m COCK-BLOCKING YOU? Oh PLEASE, I WISH I had the ability to cock-block you!我扰你的生活？你以为我能扰你享受生活吗？

02:21How do I know they were fake? Oh please, angel, I know what a real orga

01:12Asshole. You&039;re welcome.别客气，混。

say the odds of you getting laid tonight are pretty low. 基于这样的统计数据，我想说，你今晚有机会发生关系的几率相当低。

01:16No, I&039;m not going to apologize for telling that walking red flag to fuck off.不，我不会为那废男人歉。

02:02Of course I heard you! How could I not?! 我当然听到了。怎么可能听不到呢？

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